Welcome To Naija Pidgin English Blog: nigerian currency

Showing posts with label nigerian currency. Show all posts
Showing posts with label nigerian currency. Show all posts

I Buy Water, NO CHANGE, Enter Bus, NO CHANGE, Pay Okada Bike, NO CHANGE, Na Wetin?

Nigerian currency, why getting change is now over difficult... E no easy to collect change from any seller hade at all at all.
Plenty buses dey load for Area one park, I come waka go near de one wey don dey full, wetin I hear na "wuse! Wuse! Wuse!" Then pause. The bus conductor start again, " Wuse, enter with your change, enter with your change. I look inside my bag na only #1000,00 bill dey inside:) Na how I wan take enter hundred naira bus with my change for pocket?

Before, before, when you buy something, na de seller go find change for you. Now, before you ask how much? for any item, the seller go just quick quick ask if you hold your change. Sometimes sef, when they ask if you get change, na to collect your money settle another customer wey don dey wait in queue. You go now do better person, help dem with de change. Then, when your turn come reach, na so you go don tire to wait for change, so, you kuku tell the trader make e keep the change. Lol.

Dis keep the change ting, don take style spoil some market sellers and some shop attendant dem. E kuku don reach mallam dem too sef, wey be say now if you buy something and your change dey less than hundred naira, or say na from hundred down, forget the change o, because if you try to wait eh, you go wait tire. 
At the end of the day sha, these traders go don make cool money from... NO CHANGE!

So, me I
4