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I Buy Water, NO CHANGE, Enter Bus, NO CHANGE, Pay Okada Bike, NO CHANGE, Na Wetin?

Nigerian currency, why getting change is now over difficult... E no easy to collect change from any seller hade at all at all.
Plenty buses dey load for Area one park, I come waka go near de one wey don dey full, wetin I hear na "wuse! Wuse! Wuse!" Then pause. The bus conductor start again, " Wuse, enter with your change, enter with your change. I look inside my bag na only #1000,00 bill dey inside:) Na how I wan take enter hundred naira bus with my change for pocket?

Before, before, when you buy something, na de seller go find change for you. Now, before you ask how much? for any item, the seller go just quick quick ask if you hold your change. Sometimes sef, when they ask if you get change, na to collect your money settle another customer wey don dey wait in queue. You go now do better person, help dem with de change. Then, when your turn come reach, na so you go don tire to wait for change, so, you kuku tell the trader make e keep the change. Lol.

Dis keep the change ting, don take style spoil some market sellers and some shop attendant dem. E kuku don reach mallam dem too sef, wey be say now if you buy something and your change dey less than hundred naira, or say na from hundred down, forget the change o, because if you try to wait eh, you go wait tire. 
At the end of the day sha, these traders go don make cool money from... NO CHANGE!

So, me I
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Our Mercy Johnson, No Let Person Fall Your Hand Or Blow Your Candle o

Our Pregnant Mercy Johnson wey no gree act for us again o
Dis post na because of vex do me dey write am o. As I go read Mercy Johnson Post finish. I like as she chose to dey rest with dis her second pregnancy. The first belle, she work wella, even come resume maternity leave as soon as she and baby purity enter Nigeria. Maybe some people no like as she dey work hard, na im dem come say ''dem no go never marry husband wey go release dem go dey hussle quick quick after labour room''
 As the Nolly wood actress 'poko' talk dis ting finish, me I no tink say e fit make Mercy Johnson come go sidon for house when de number two belle come enter o.

As soon as de goal score for her belle, we come hear say she wan take leave go sidon for house until pikin come. No be so na, we sabi say even if you no work, oga fit put food for your table even in the poresence of your enemies, so, you no need to prove anything my dear. Acting work dey so like mathematics, if you leave am for one day, e fit leave you for two days, and, as upcoming actresses dey rise everyday for Nollywood, person fit just take your place before you enter again:)

Well, if na because say Doctor prescribe bed rest, den no problem, but, if na say because person mouth do yabis, say you wan
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Na One Billion People Dey Use Facebook Now. Shine Your Eye O!

The Oga wey start Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg don announce say de number of people wey dey use Facebook don reach one billion o. Where you hear dat one before? Say a whole one Billion people go dey use one Tori Meeting Place. Na only Facebook fit do dis king ting. 
Why de number no go plenty? Almost everybody wey dey use Internet want to join Facebook. Whether na for computer or phone o, e no matter.

As plenty people dey join Facebook now, make we no forget say any where good thing dey, na so bad one too dey join put am o. Plenty of us join dis Facebook to
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