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SEE HOW HOT MAMA DEM ANNIE IDIBIA AND KAFFY CARRY THEIR CHILDREN TAKE DEY BOUNCE FOR RUNAWAY?



Na for dis African Fashion Week wey hold for Lagos dem take do dis correct waka.
Up there na Kaffy and her fine son , if you look down na Annie and her baby girl picture you go see...
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Who fine pass inside this dress?



E don tay reach four days wey Toke Makinwa wear her own but Actress Kehinde Bankole na yesterday she take wear her own dress comot. Who you think say wear am well well as e suppose be?
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Una Still Dey? Happy New Year O, How Sunday?

Chai, I don already share dis one for wives connection before I come remember say na here be the proper place for dis laughter. 
Dem say Boko Haram don poison beans after I don buy half bag keep for house. From the one wey I cook, I give my dog, Bingo, make im first test am. 45 mins later, bingo still dey waka, dey jolly. Na im I come chop my own. After I don chop finish, my gateman run come tel me say bingo don die, hey! I run
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I Buy Water, NO CHANGE, Enter Bus, NO CHANGE, Pay Okada Bike, NO CHANGE, Na Wetin?

Nigerian currency, why getting change is now over difficult... E no easy to collect change from any seller hade at all at all.
Plenty buses dey load for Area one park, I come waka go near de one wey don dey full, wetin I hear na "wuse! Wuse! Wuse!" Then pause. The bus conductor start again, " Wuse, enter with your change, enter with your change. I look inside my bag na only #1000,00 bill dey inside:) Na how I wan take enter hundred naira bus with my change for pocket?

Before, before, when you buy something, na de seller go find change for you. Now, before you ask how much? for any item, the seller go just quick quick ask if you hold your change. Sometimes sef, when they ask if you get change, na to collect your money settle another customer wey don dey wait in queue. You go now do better person, help dem with de change. Then, when your turn come reach, na so you go don tire to wait for change, so, you kuku tell the trader make e keep the change. Lol.

Dis keep the change ting, don take style spoil some market sellers and some shop attendant dem. E kuku don reach mallam dem too sef, wey be say now if you buy something and your change dey less than hundred naira, or say na from hundred down, forget the change o, because if you try to wait eh, you go wait tire. 
At the end of the day sha, these traders go don make cool money from... NO CHANGE!

So, me I
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Between Nokia Lumia And Samsung Phone Dem, Na which One Better Pass o?

Na which one of dis two phone dem better pass abeg
Wetin make me ask dis question na because say, as I be blogger, I dey always try to blog with any phone wey dey my hand. Like wen I still carry belle o, I no come fit sidon again with laptop, na phone dem help me dey update my wives connection blog. Na since dat period I come see say no be all phones dey do wetin person want, and, na den I come know say before person go buy phone for market, e good make you ask yourself wetin you need dat fone for?

When you answer your self, dat answer go lead you to buy de real phone for yourself. No be say because everybody dey carry Blackberry you sef go run go buy am and den when you reach house you come discover say dat no be wetin you need.

As I been dey talk before sha, I try to blog with plenty phone, den, I come see say to blog with Nokia no easy like when you blog with Android. Android phones just dey do the work like say na behind laptop person sidon but with my Nokia, Lumia for dat matter o, no be Nokia 3310 wey I been dey use before:)s, na Lumia wey be say dem tell us say e sabi work for person like magic, na im wey when I open my blog, some things go show, while others no go gree show. To even open my Google mail for there, e no gree at all till tomorrow.

Abeg, if you don
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Goldie Harvey Don Go Rest Be Dat





Today, Goldie dead body don go Rest. Since that Valentine's Day wey be 14th of February wey we hear say Goldie don die, I never stop to dey run water for my eye. I don try to
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